There was no avoiding a “legendarily” gag
Castlevania is a sequence so sprawling with so many excessive peaks that the low valleys form of actually stand out. Besides I’ve realized that the valleys aren’t at all times that deep. You may normally, at the least, see the peeks from video games like Castlevania Judgement and Castlevania 64. I’ve but to discover a Castlevania title with out some benefit, even when there are a couple of that don’t precisely crack my whip. I truthfully assume that 2010’s Castlevania: Lords of Shadow could be the nadir for me, as a result of I discovered it to be simply so stiflingly boring. I don’t even need to know what the sequel is like.
Castlevania Legends is one which I’ve heard excluded at greatest and derided at worst. On paper, it has one factor that I’ve wished for in a Castlevania title: a lady-Belmont, however I’m informed that it’s horrible, principally by Koji Igarashi who helmed the sequence for greater than a decade. In Nintendo Energy Problem 230 (July 2008), Igarashi referred to Castlevania Legends as a humiliation. That’s fairly harsh, and it was sufficient to place me off even attempting it till now.
It’s not nice, but when I ever referred to a sport as an “embarrassment,” I’d make damned positive I used to be driving the stake into the best place.
Pixelated butts
Castlevania Legends has you getting into the thigh-high boots of Sonia Belmont. In the identical Nintendo Energy that Koji Igarashi known as the sport a humiliation, he additionally confidently mentioned that Shanoa of Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia was the sequence’ first foremost feminine protagonist. I maintain bringing his feedback up as a result of I simply can’t consider the brash confidence on this man.
You may inform Sonia is meant to be a girl due to her butt. My husband appeared over my shoulder whereas I used to be taking part in it and acknowledged her outward gender whereas she was climbing a rope due to the way in which her butt is formed. This butt is roughly 4 pixels excessive by eight pixels broad and consists of three colours, but in some way Konami was in a position to talk Sonia’s female physique by her posterior alone. Masterclass.
Launched in 1997, Castlevania Legends was out across the time that Castlevania: Symphony of the Evening shunted your entire sequence into a brand new route. It’s largely a continuation of the primary two Recreation Boy Castlevania titles, sharing numerous the identical mechanics. And like these video games, it’s not significantly good.
Pocket energy
I do know that Castlevania: The Journey and Castlevania 2: Belmont’s Revenge, and I don’t need to pee on anybody’s monochromatic reminiscences, however I’m not a fan. It was tough for builders to suit even NES ideas onto the Recreation Boy within the early days. Most tried ports of current franchises have been watered all the way down to various levels. It didn’t actually matter; what mattered was having a transportable model of a license accessible.
By 1997, nevertheless, we’d seen video games like Mega Man V, which was higher than even a number of the NES titles. Castlevania Legends, nevertheless, feels extra like a step again. It was dealt with by Konami’s Nagoya department, and helmed by Kouki Yamashita, who additionally directed Dracula X for the SNES. The truth that it was launched six years after Belmont’s Revenge and nonetheless options all of the mechanics and shortcomings of these video games is definitely a little bit of a bizarre signal. Reasonably than take a brand new method, they simply expanded on one thing that had been shelved for therefore lengthy.
I believe the controls are the strangest a part of the Recreation Boy sequence. Even if Castlevania’s early video games are nearly famend for his or her deliberately stiff management, the moveable titles appear to concurrently be stiffer whereas offering extra maneuverability. Sonia can management herself in midair and even crawl alongside the bottom, which is fairly spritely for a Belmont. Likewise, rope climbing is a central mechanic of those video games for some motive. I suppose this was earlier than stairs have been invented.
Vertical perturbance
Whereas Castlevania Legends at the least suits in with loads of the sequence’ requirements, it’s weakened by loads of errors that shouldn’t even be in a sport of its classic. I’m speaking issues like having enemies that may transfer freely in all instructions in vertical environments when you’ll be able to’t assault up and down. So, you’re hanging on a rope and a bat is coming to your shapely, pixelated butt. What are you alleged to do other than use restricted motion choices to aim to remain out of its means?
There’s loads of unhealthy enemy placement, as there are spots the place you’ll be able to enter a display screen right into a collision that might solely have been averted in case you entered at particularly the best spot. It’s an issue all through.
The worst, nevertheless, is that it’s going to hit you with useless ends. I assumed we exorcised this horrible apply within the ‘80s, however Castlevania Legends will permit you to stroll down the mistaken path, solely to hit you with a wall and nothing else. To make issues worse, there are a variety of optionally available objects, one in every of the 5 ranges. Because of this you need to willingly go off the overwhelmed path to try to discover these items, at occasions subjecting your self to the sport’s juvenile traps.
Talking of which, there are literal traps. Keep watch over the coloration of the sport’s whippable, item-dispensing candles as a result of a few of them will set off pitfalls into waste-of-time enemy rooms, whereas others lower the center man and simply spawn an enemy.
Not inept past redemption
That’s annoying, however possibly not as annoying as you may think. Castlevania Legends at the least means that you can proceed as typically as you need. Your life gauge is fairly beneficiant, so it’s not unattainable to only stay with errors that you simply weren’t clairvoyant sufficient to keep away from.
However, even when it’s not inept past all redemption, it’s nonetheless slightly bland. Its aesthetics aren’t a foul match. Its enemy design is predictable, however as highlighted beforehand, the sprite work on the whole isn’t unhealthy. The music isn’t horrible both, but it surely has one of many worst renditions of Bloody Tears that I believe I’ve heard.
The largest letdown is that the sub-weapons have largely been stripped. You get further powers after defeating a boss, and these are the issues that eat hearts. Nevertheless, none of them are very thrilling, you’ll be able to merely cycle between those you unlocked, and because you don’t begin with one, you spend a whole stage amassing hearts that you may’t use. It’s like the sport retains handing you cans of gasoline, however you’ll be able to’t have the automotive till you’ve walked far sufficient.
Erasure
I’m principally simply shocked that I’m not totally apathetic about Castlevania Legends. It’s positively not an excellent sport, but it surely feels at the least similar to the earlier Recreation Boy titles. I suppose I’ve at all times had some disagreement with Koji Igarashi’s perspective and route on the sequence, so at this level, I possibly shouldn’t be shocked after I really feel they diverge from my very own opinions.
Talking of which, Sonia Belmont was excised from the Castlevania canon by Igarashi. That is unlucky since she’s the one depicted feminine Belmont. That mentioned, she doesn’t do a lot, although it’s hinted that she has some form of relationship with Alucard. She was going to look in a sport known as Castlevania: Resurrection for the Dreamcast, but it surely was later canceled. I’m simply discovering out now {that a} demo of that sport was leaked, and now I really feel I must strive it.
In the meantime, Konami hasn’t achieved something new with the Castlevania sequence other than releasing compilations (that omit Castlevania Legends, unusually). The corporate has began displaying some indicators of life and largely resurrecting older franchises, and with the success of the Netflix sequence, possibly we’ll get to see one thing new. Perhaps M2 will get one other crack at making a Castlevania: Rebirth title, and so they’ll dig up Castlevania Legends. I’m not optimistic.
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Zoey Handley
Employees Author – Zoey is a gaming gadabout. She acquired her begin running a blog with the neighborhood in 2018 and hit the entrance web page quickly after. Usually discovered exploring indie experiments and retro libraries, she does her greatest to stay chronically uncool.
