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Cowl Snark: Private Adverts for Mountains

Hey all! It’s time for Cowl Snark!

Mountain Seeking Hero by Marley Michaels. A shirtless, hirsute man standing in a forest. There are some interesting crop circle shapes happening in his chest hair.

From Melodie: Sadly the hero the mountain bought was Three Nipple Man.

Sarah: I see so many patterns. What do they MEAN?

Tara: Is that this man going to fuck a mountain?

Sneezy: The mountain known as. It requested him to please don’t.

Amanda: What a wierd private advert title.

Savage in the Touch by Milana Jacks. A dark haired man with long brown hair and lots of eyeliner. He has some selected pieces of armor, mainly on his biceps. He also appears to be on fire.

Amanda: There’s loads occurring right here and I’m undecided I like several of it. Although I’m not mad on the Oded Fehr from The Mummy vibes I’m getting.

Elyse: Love how his armor covers his nipple, however leaves his whole abdomen weak.

Sarah: Savage within the Contact. Chafing within the Armpit.

Shana: Is {that a} Tribble glued to his chest?

Warrior's Purpose by Stephanie West. A bright red man with a tribal tattoo on his back and stark white, long hair is being embraced by a topless, red-haired woman in front of a planet. They both look to be in pain.

Amanda: He wants some aloe vera and I like the way it appears to be like like she’s making an attempt to keep away from touching his sunburn an excessive amount of.

Elyse: Is that Julianne Moore?

Sarah: “Oh honey, simply wait till this begins to peel. I higher run to CVS earlier than the sunburn itch units in.”

Sneezy: Possibly he’s making an attempt to cosplay as cha shu.

Arik by Tasha Black. A shirtless man has armor on one shoulder and that's it. His long hair is flipped over on one side of his head and shaved short on the other. His forearms are covered in ridges that look like vertebrae. He's also holding a naked baby who has a mohawk and is about to put some unidentified item in its mouth.

From Laura G.

Sarah: Not solely do I’ve questions on toddler security when one has scales on their forearms, however I even have some questions on little one providers, neighborhood help, and social care networks within the alien romance world, because it looks like there’s a drastic scarcity of kid care and parental help?

I’ve lots of questions.

Claudia: I’m involved concerning the child choking on… no matter it’s they’re consuming. Additionally, the place’s occurring with the potential adopter’s neck?

Sarah: That hair goes to get pulled, and pulled exhausting, too.

Tara: Possibly that’s what occurred on the opposite facet of his head…

Sarah: Yeah, that’s why he has Ye Olde Alien Hair Clippe

Tara: It’s good to see him be taught from previous experiences.

Sarah: it’s vital to adapt as a dad or mum, isn’t it?

Sneezy: Apparently that’s what occurred to my mother. I saved yanking on her hair, so she reduce it quick.




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